Where have I been?
I've kept busy, concocting torturous train metaphors and writing a history book about Ancient Rome.
Stay tuned...
This is the stuff they never taught in history class.
Supplies are running low and snow is running high at Valley Forge, along with desertions and resignations. The remaining officers are sqabbling amongst themselves and the Congress is nearly no use at all, having fallen under the sway of the slimy and traitorous Conway Cabal. This band of cowardly malefactors has one goal—remove George Washington and his generals and take over the Continental Army.
Along the way, they also come up with a plan to invade and conquer Canada, that longstanding pipe dream of the American Revolution. So this episode comes with, at long last, an official apology from the History’s Trainwrecks Podcast to the country of Canada.
We tried. We failed. We’re cool now, though, right?
On our last episode, we left George Washington’s ragtag Continental Army without any shoes in the snow, marching their bloody way to Valley Forge in December, 1777.